Confessions of a Recovering Slacker

Merry Christmas!

slackerconfessions — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 08:41:11 +0000

listened to His Father…turned water to wine…beat temptation…has a worldwide holiday just for His birthday.

1st place winner for…the ULTIMATE overAchiever is…(drumroll)

Jeezy C, Baby. Please say the Baby!

Twas the Night Before Christmas…

slackerconfessions — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:37:01 +0000

and all thru the house. Not a slacker was stirring. Not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. With hopes that this OA soon would be there…

sleds and deer and elves and chimneys and naughty/nice spreadsheets (it’s 2009, they couldn’t possibly still be using written lists) and xboxes, Barbies, and ahem, DJ Hero for a certain blogger…

Runner up for the ULTIMATE overAchiever…good ol’ St. Nick!

You Know You’re a (Recovering) Slacker

slackerconfessions — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 05:28:41 +0000

…when your account is on empty, but your shoes/bag/sneakers are days old and worth more than your (past due) rent .

You Know You’re a (Recovering) Slacker

slackerconfessions — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 05:13:48 +0000

…if the e-mail address on your resume is sparklebooty112@unprofessional.com, thugnificent@igotwarrants.com or stickyfingers@klepto.com.

Sitting here wondering why you never got that call back, aintcha?

You Know You’re a (Recovering) Slacker

slackerconfessions — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 05:21:18 +0000

when you’ve waited so long to do laundry, you’ve worn swim trunks/bikini bottoms to work. In fact, had you remembered the night before you’d have gone to buy some new undies.

You Know You’re a (Recovering) Slacker When…

slackerconfessions — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:35:37 +0000

you invite folks over for dinner and you’re still shoving things in your hamper and in the back of the closet.

Yes, that is what is going on over here at CRS. The good thing, is I am among friends. Slackers, Recovering Slackers and Achievers alike.

We are planning out exactly how we want the blog to run, so as I said before, stay tuned.

Par for the Course?

slackerconfessions — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:34:46 +0000

Not one, two, but reportedly ten plus side chicks.

Damn those overAchievers!

Welcome

slackerconfessions — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:13:57 +0000

I would explain what this blog is about but I trust by the title you can figure it out.

But maybe I shouldn’t assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an a$$ out of u because me already know what I am trying to say.

You see that little sarcasm thing that I just did? It’s a cover up. Yep. It sure is. A cover up designed to avoid explaining. The Cover Up is a slacker trait. Huge. As is the Excuse trait. I would explain, but…

All the slacker wants is to do the least work possible.

Don’t get mad. I’m not pointing fingers.

My name is Pearson Lee. And I am a Recovering Slackaholic.

Are you a slacker? Do you procrastinate until you miss opportunities? Do you do just enough to get by, never putting your best foot forward? Do you even know what your best foot looks like?

Mmmhmm.

Stay Tuned.